Titbits
3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
142 Brits were injured in 1998 by not removing all pins from new shirts.
58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.
31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.
19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate.
British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents.
18 Brits had serious burns in 1998 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.
A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.
And finally...........
In 1997 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet.
Land of Hope and Glory, Land of the Free............................sniff sniff.
I'm so proud to be British.
posted by DMouse007 @ 1/28/2004 02:20:00 PM
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