Things I have learned this week
According to the Boy, Jesus was killed because he told everyone he could feed a party with four fish, two apples and some bread rolls.
Cats look really silly when they fall in the toilet.
Sod's Law dictates that when you are less than four weeks away from moving, your crappy heating unit will die and require vast injections of cash to resuscitate.
Mentioning solicitors to your annoying neighbours clears up disputes really quickly.
Agreeing to take in your sixth cat four weeks early isn't a good idea. Your cats won't thank you for it.
It is impossible to buy a pressure canner in the UK.
Bluetooth is bloody annoying.
posted by DMouse007 @ 9/21/2004 10:30:00 AM
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