Today's lessons
Don't leave files for four months before sorting. Paper left alone reproduces.
Apparently you can't use your no claims bonus on two insurance policies. Expensive problem, now sorted.
When you put food in the freezer, label it. Chilli can look a lot like spaghetti bolognese but isn't as good with garlic bread.
If you have to look after children, never run out of Calpol. Ever.
If you have white cats, don't let them dig in the garden when it has been raining.
Don't leave important work on the computer during a thunderstorm unless it is backed up.
If you have hayfever, reap the benefits of modern medicine. Don't try to be brave.
Chocolate really does solve most problems.
When chocolate doesn't cut it, mix it with rum.
Purring cats, a woolly blanket and a Baron is a nice way to end an evening. Especially with chocolate and rum.
posted by DMouse007 @ 4/19/2004 08:41:00 PM
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