Friday, November 26, 2004

Evil

Damn this cold. It is evil.

The Boy has it too. He claims it is his cold that made him break his ruler over his leg in school yesterday and then hide it. It was also the fault of his cold that he was very rude to his teacher.

The Boy is evil too. Clearly.

Harvey is evil. He stuck his nose on my freshly painted wall. So I have a nose print, and a cat with a blue nose.

Ellie is evil. She has chewed the entire corner of my bookcase.

Hollie is evil. She likes to sit and growl at the others. Even when they are fast asleep and have no idea she has left her evil empire.

The Baron is evil. He has stained my new sink with paint.

I am evil. For many reasons.