Thursday, January 15, 2004

How to tell if it is a bad day part deux?

You drop your brand new night and day lens down the sink and can't see it.

You remember that you were only given one pair to trial, so its glasses or cycloptic vision.

You find the lens attached to a gob of toothpaste in the sink. You put it in aynway.

You set off for work, and discover a two inch crack in the windscreen.

You get to work, and find it is now a four and a half inch crack.

Then you find out a new windscreen is £120.

You get cut up by maniac cab drivers in London.

You get completely lost driving in London.

You go home because you feel so deathlike.

Then the heating won't work.

You go to bed with three cats, two more sudafed and another large glass of whisky.