Tuesday, February 24, 2004

Unexpected holiday

Can anyone lend me their writing muse? Mine seems to have gone on holiday without so much as a goodbye or a wave.

I want a postcard, muse.

Instead, I am being visited by my muse's stroppy teenage nephew, who adores loud and violent music, and sings it at the most inappropriate time in my head.

So until he buggers off, I will be singing along to Limp Bizkit, and playing air bass. I want my writing muse back - my mind is more peaceful; not punctuated with violent thoughts.

But if you can't beat them, beat them up.