So painfully full
Too much food and wine.
We spent the day at my sisters. It didn't start too well as she demanded that we be there for 12 but dinner wasn't until 3pm. I told her no and she hung up.
It was fine when we got there and the food was good and more than plentiful. The Boy was well behaved too. The Baron had to go and visit his brother (fat lazy moron who can't be bothered to come and see his own brother) and sort out his wedding plans, which takes place in Ireland in April. The Baron is to be best man.
Well, the Baron's nan is 82 and recovering from breast cancer. She refuses to fly to Ireland, since she has never flown and doesn't want to start now. Well, the Baron's mother went completely crazy and called her a selfish bitch, amongst other things. The Baron's Dad started in on her and actually hit her because she refused to stop her ranting. It didn't work, and she kept on screaming and swearing at this old lady until she literally ran out of steam. Good thing she doesn't know that I am not going (I can't stand his brother or his girlfriend)....
Sadly I missed all that, and the above is courtesy of the Baron. There is no way that I plan on going. He is a twat, and the only reason that they are getting married is that his girlfriend found out via a text message that he was shagging his secretary (which since he is disgusting, grossly obese and just a vile person is a small miracle in itself). Most girls with an ounce of self respect would dump his fat arse, but she insisted that he marry her. I mean, what the fuck?
Anyway....other than that, today has been quite good fun.
posted by DMouse007 @ 12/26/2003 08:13:00 PM
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